Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up, here’s a story so fly,
God loved the world, no need to ask why.
He sent His one and only Son to save,
All who believe in Him, no soul He’ll deprave.
No condemnation, no need to stress,
Jesus came to rescue, He’s the best.
Through Him, eternal life we are given,
So live your life, yo, like you’re forgiven.
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Dear Beverly, Merry Christmas! I hope this letter finds you in high spirits and filled with anticipation for this wonderful time of year. As you
And lo, in Corinthians 12:9-10, it says, like dude, “The Big Man said to me, ‘My power is rad, super chill even when you’re weak.’ So, I’m stoked to be weak and uncool, ‘cause when that happens, His righteous power hangs ten on me. I dig being weak, it’s totally gnarly. For when I am weak, I’m a true cosmic warrior.“
Now listen up y’all! The Good Lord says, “I’m yer God, and I reckon you better not go havin’ no other gods ‘fore me. Ain’t no room for idols or fancy stuff around here, just pure worship for the one true King. Ya hear?” Yessiree, those ten laws ain’t no joke!
