October 14, 2023

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Verse of the Day Rap of Psalm 119:130!

Your rhymes light me up like a lightning bolt,
Psalm 119:130, my words provoke,
Like a wise owl, I’m gettin’ smart,
Your Word shines bright, no need for Google Maps to start,
Understanding comes with every verse,
No need to hire a Bible Guide-cab, I’m well-rehearsed,
Your Word’s a lamp, my rhymes ignite,
Drop that knowledge and let there be light!

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Breaking News ### Romans 12:2 ###

“Breaking News: Romans 12:2 Unveils the Path to Transformation! Groundbreaking biblical verse reveals the key to unlocking personal renewal. Take note, viewers! Do not conform to the patterns of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Experts say embracing this renegade mindset fosters an extraordinary life. Stay tuned for more life-changing revelations!”

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Chillax Verse of the Day Thessalonians 5:16-18!

Yo, dudes, check it out, Thessalonians 5:16-18, my enlightened brethren! Always keep it chill, party on with love and joy. Never lose your vibe, be grateful for all things, and keep that line open with the big guy upstairs. Pray hard, stay groovy, brah! It’s all about those good vibes, man!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 6:11!

Well, reckon y’all gotta reckon yourselves as dead to sin and alive to God in Jesus. Just like a critter layin’ asleep in the grave ‘n then, bam! Springin’ out all shiny new. So quit dallin’ with sin ‘n start dancin’ with the Good Lord, y’hear?

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