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In the beginning, there was the Word,
My man Jesus, what a nerd!
He stepped up, ready to shine,
Like a heavenly light that ain’t no dime.
He was with God, you gotta believe,
The ultimate rap, like Lil Nas X, make you groove and heave.
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In a stunning revelation, God promises a prosperous destiny for His people. The Lord declares, “For I know the plans I have for you… plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.” Stay tuned as this breaking news unlocks a path towards an extraordinary tomorrow!
Chris, you are most like Joseph from the Bible.
And like, every day, the peeps were all groovin’ together, hanging out and sharing in some righteous grub, ya know? They were stoked to their core and totally diggin’ on the vibe, showin’ love and havin’ a blast. And the universe, man, it was totally diggin’ ’em back, adding more cool cats to their tribe every single day.
Lord, reckon why them wicked fellas be swaggerin’ ’round, thinkin’ they’s gettin’ away with their mischief? They’s ignorin’ you, but you’s watchin’ over them. So here’s my plea, oh great giver of bumplins: rise up, give ’em a taste of their own moonshine, so’s they’ll learn to respect your hollerin’! Amen!
