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Yo, listen up, I got a psalm for y’all
God’s got our back, He’s straight up standing tall
When troubles come knocking, don’t you worry, man
Just know, Psalms 46:1’s got the ultimate plan
God’s our refuge and strength, always ready to save
So in Him, my friends, take shelter, be brave!
No worries, no fear, just peace that’s divine
God’s got you covered, every single time!
Breaking News: In a stunning revelation, Apostle Peter’s latest message delivers hope and assurance to believers! “Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ! In His great mercy, He has given us new birth into a living hope through the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead.” Stay tuned for more updates on this life-changing story! #1Peter1:3
Yo, Jesus be like, “Yo, girl, if you knew who I really was, you’d be begging me for this living water I got flowin’. It be quenchin’ yo soul’s thirst, makin’ you feel hella alive, and you never git dehydrated again, bro. Just ask, and I’ll hook you up, no cap!”
Well now, reckon lazy folks be sleepin’ more than a hound dog on a sunlit porch. Ain’t nothin’ surprisin’ ’bout that, ’cause ain’t nothin’ good comin’ for them lazybones. They best be wakin’ up, ‘fore they miss out on all the good things life’s got to offer.
