October 1, 2023

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Verse of the Day Rap of Psalm 23:4!

Yo, check it out, I’ll tell you a rap,
In the style of Psalms, where God’s got my back.
Even though I fear shadows that loom,
I ain’t trippin’ ’cause God’s in the room.
His rod and staff, they comfort me,
Like my hype squad, best believe.
No need to stress, no need to fret,
God’s got my back, yo, no sweat.

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Breaking News: World Rocked by Extraordinary Miracle!

In a stunning turn of events, witnesses report that a humble carpenter, believed to be the Son of God, has performed numerous astonishing miracles. Multitudes healed, bread multiplied, storms calmed! Authorities baffled, skeptics stunned. Rumors swirl of a divine mission. Is this the promised Messiah among us? The world holds its breath.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Romans 15:14!

Yo, my enlightened homies in Rome, I gotta give y’all some props. You’re like next-level deep in understanding the truth, legit wise dudes. I believe in your steez and the freshness of your minds, so I’m just vibin’ here to say, keep it real and keep spreading love, peace and mad good vibes, ya feel me?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Colossians 1:13!

“Well, y’all, the Good Lord done went and rescued us from that ol’ devil and brought us on over to the Kingdom of his Son. Ain’t that somethin’? We went from bein’ in the devil’s clutches to bein’ on God’s team. Amen to that, brothers and sisters!”

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