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Rest in the Lord, don’t stress, my friend,
A Sabbath break, let it mend.
No need to toil, no need to strive,
Take a day off, feel alive!
Rest your body, rest your soul,
Chillin’ like a king on his throne.
No work, just relaxation,
That’s how we do salvation!
God drops the ultimate knowledge bomb, revealing secrets like a boss. Apocalypse coming, y’all! Brace for impact! 💣🔥 #Revelation1v1
BREAKING: In a shocking revelation, a divine understanding is claimed to be beyond the grasp of mere mortals! Sources report that 1 Corinthians 2:14 warns that the natural mind cannot comprehend the profound truths of God’s spirit. Critics debate the implications of this revelation, leaving many questioning the boundaries of human intellect.
Yo, peeps, check this out: Romans 12:9, but in a groovy stoner style, man! Show love, bro, but not that fake kind. Like, be chill with your crew, keep it real, and don’t let the hate mess with your vibe. Keep it cool, stay lit, and rock that love like there’s no tomorrow, dudes! Peace out!
Now listen up y’all! Ol’ Peter said somethin’ like this: “Jesus done suffered fer our sins, one time, I reckon. He was a good ol’ boy, reckon he died just right. But don’t y’all worry ’bout that, he came back, I swear it’s true!” Well, amen to that, y’all!
