Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
In this hustle, I peeped a wise twist,
A fool stacks riches, but they’ll all resist,
Workin’ alone, chasing cash in the mist,
No time for family, no time to exist,
So let’s collaborate, share virtue and bliss,
Get rid of FOMO, embrace mutual assist.
“Stress, money, and worldly desires, choking my dreams. Couldn’t grow, just like the thorny weed.”
BREAKING: Earthquake Reported as Jesus Walks on Water!
Witnesses report a jaw-dropping display of divine power as Jesus steps onto the raging Sea of Galilee. Despite treacherous conditions, the Messiah defies gravity, leaving stunned disciples in awe. Miracles unfold as Peter attempts to follow suit. Experts baffled, locals dub it the “Water-Walking Wonder,” sparking fervent debate about the true nature of this enigmatic figure.
Yo, listen up! In the celestial realm of vibes, the universe’s coolest cat, the divine homie, said, “Bro, I’m knocking at your heart’s door. If you let me in, we’ll vibe together, chillin’ like there’s no tomorrow. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. Let’s kick it and spread some heavenly love, man!”
“Y’all better seek the Lord’s face and give Him your hollerin’, keep His commands to a tee. Reckon He’ll give y’all strength in buckets and buckets. Find your giddy-up and be happy, sing His praises high and mighty. Don’t forget to fancy His wonders, spill the beans on His miracles!”
