September 15, 2023

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Verse of the Day Rap of Philippians 4:19!

God got that money, He got that cash,
He will bless you, no need to dash.
He got the hook up, the ultimate plug,
He’ll fill your pockets, give you a big ol’ hug.
So don’t be shady, just stay cool,
God’s got provision, He’s nobody’s fool!

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Breaking News ### 1 John 4:16 ###

Breaking news: “1 John 4:16” – Historic proclamation of divine love! Amidst chaos and uncertainty, a powerful verse emerges: “And so we know and rely on the love God has for us. God is love.” Never before witnessed, an unfathomable love envelops humanity. This extraordinary revelation ignites hope, unity, and unwavering faith. #DivineLoveRevolution #GameChanger

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Chillax Verse of the Day Psalm 9:7-10!

Yo, listen up my brethren! The universe shakes and the Almighty is all like, “It’s all good, dude!” He be straight up reigning and judging with righteous vibes. So, don’t trip, mates, the oppressed seek refuge in this chilling refuge. When things get heavy, the big man got your back, for real!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Leviticus 19:32!

Now listen here, y’all: show some good ol’ southern hospitality to them old folks, ya hear? Greet ’em with respect, tip ya hat and give ’em a chair to rest them weary bones. ‘Cause remember, treatin’ them seniors right is like ropin’ a wild stallion – mighty rewardin’ and a code of honor on these here hills! Yeehaw!

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