September 10, 2023

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Verse of the Day Rap of Isaiah 41:10!

Yo, don’t you fear, don’t you trip, don’t you despair,
‘Cause your main man up above is always there!
He’s got your back, no need to cry or sweat,
Just trust in Him, yo, He’ll help you forget
All your worries, your problems, the mess you’re in,
He’s the ultimate superhero, your heavenly kin!

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Breaking News ### Isaiah 46:4 ###

BREAKING: Unearthed Scroll Reveals Ancient Prophecy from Isaiah 46:4 Offering Unprecedented Message of Hope. Promising to be with His people until old age, sources believe this celestial proclamation could provide solace in challenging times. Experts emphasize the verse’s timeless reassurance as humanity grapples with uncertainty. Stay tuned for reactions from theologians and believers worldwide.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Romans 14:13!

Yo dudes, check it out: in Romans 14:13, it’s like, “Bro, stop being a buzzkill and judging your fellow humans.” Don’t harsh their mellow, man! We’re all just cruising through life on different vibes, so let’s chillax, show some love, and leave the judgy vibes behind. Peace out! 🤙

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Hebrews 12:2!

Y’all reckon, fix them eyeballs on Jesus, the big cheese of our faith, who runned the whole race and won. He done ignored all that shame and pain on the cross, ’cause he sure was focused on the prize, y’hear? Now, take yer cue and git runnin’ with that same faith, ya hear? Yeehaw!

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