September 3, 2023

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Verse of the Day Rap of Proverbs 16:3!

Yo, listen up, son, here’s a verse to take heed,
Trust in God, let Him lead, that’s all you need.
Commit your plans and they won’t flop,
He’ll make your dreams pop, just watch nonstop.
So let Him guide and direct your way,
And success will come, no need to sway.
Submit to Him, don’t be deceived,
Your life’s blueprint, He’s got you achieved!

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Breaking News ### Isaiah 48:17 ###

Breaking News:
In a shocking revelation, the LORD announces strategy for prosperity and peace. In Isaiah 48:17, exclusive to our reporters, He reveals, “I am the LORD your God, who teaches you what is best for you. I lead you along the right path.” Unveiling divine guidance, uncovering hope for a brighter future. Stay tuned for more details.

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Chillax Verse of the Day John 5:12!

So, like, there was this dude named John & he was chillin’, right? And this time, instead of sippin’ on a soft drink, he went for the divine vibe. He went to this spot where he met this cat who did this crazy thing – he turned his aches into gold! Holy ganja, man!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Nehemiah 9:5!

Well, reckon they all gathered ’round, them Israelites, and started talkin’ to the big man upstairs. “Y’all mighty good, Lord, the one who made the heavens and earth,” they said. “You done mighty miracles and gave us the land. We do appreciate ya! Yeehaw!”

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