September 1, 2023

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Verse of the Day Rap of Isaiah 55:1-3!

Yo, listen up, fam, I got news for you all!
Come and get it, no need to bawl.
Buy milk and wine, it’s a sweet bargain,
No need to spend, no need to bargain.
Here’s the deal, it’s the best you’ve seen,
Quench your thirst, fill your cup, and live serene!

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Breaking News ### Proverbs 22:6 ###

Breaking News: According to Proverbs 22:6, “Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depart from it.” A timeless biblical verse highlighting the importance of proper guidance in child-rearing. Parents, take note! Invest in the upbringing of your children today to empower their future and secure their moral foundation.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Proverbs 16:2!

Yo, man, the path we follow may seem hella righteous, but the real deal is that the big man upstairs reads our hearts, dig? Don’t think you can slip one past him, bro. Nah, he knows what’s up and calls us out on our true motives. So better keep it real from the get-go, dude!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 25:4-5!

Listen up now, Lord, I reckon you gotta show me the way! Shine your light on my pathway, guide me like a lost calf in them hills. Teach me your tricks and secrets, for I’m a tad slow. Don’t let me down, Lord, I’m trustin’ ya to hold my hand through these twisted roads of life. Amen!

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