August 31, 2023

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Verse of the Day Rap of Jeremiah 29:11!

Yo, listen up to this verse I kick with ease,
Jeremiah 29:11, here to put you at ease.
God got plans for ya, way better than you know,
He ain’t messin’ ’round, no mediocre show.

He got thoughts of peace, to give you a bright future,
So don’t you worry, be a joyful trooper.
No need to stress, no time for distress,
Just trust in His plan, ’cause it’s definitely the best.

So let go of fear, embrace the unknown,
God’s got surprises, you’ll reap seeds you’ve sown.
Life’s a journey, just know He’s got your back,
Jeremiah laid it down, now that’s a fact, Jack!

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BREAKING: Unprecedented Miracle – Water Transforms into Wine at Wedding Banquet. In a stunning turn of events, guests witnessed an astonishing display of divine power! A local carpenter, Jesus of Nazareth, reportedly transformed water into the finest wine during a wedding celebration in Cana. This incredible miracle leaves witnesses and believers in awe, questioning the limits of His divine capabilities.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Psalm 23:1-3!

Yo, the Lord be my shepherd, and I ain’t got no worries, man. He be hooking me up, making sure I never go without. He be leading me to chill pastures, where the vibes are righteous and the streams are so peaceful. My soul be refreshed, my path smooth. That’s how it is, dudes.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Philemon 1:7!

Well, reckon ole Philemon ain’t jus’ yappin’, he walkin’ the walk too! He ain’t holdin’ back nothin’ when it comes to spreadin’ that love ‘n’ good cheer. Yessir, he bringin’ joy ‘n’ comfort to folks ’round ’em. ‘Round these parts, there ain’t no denyin’ Philemon’s fancy way with th’ Lord’s ways.

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