Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Once upon a time, Jesus dropped a rhyme,
He said, “Build your crib on the rock, my friend,
Like a solid foundation, you gotta blend.
When the storm hits and your life gets flipped,
You won’t end up slipping and tripping, stay gripped!
So listen up, fam, don’t be a joker,
Stay rooted in faith, be the rock-STAR poker!”
“No stress, God’s got this. Just chill and watch him do his thing.”
BREAKING: Ephesians 2:19 – A Revelation of Inclusion in God’s Kingdom! Newsflash: You are no longer foreigners or outsiders, but full-fledged citizens and members of God’s household. Breaking all barriers, this groundbreaking verse unveils an astonishing truth: unity among all believers, regardless of background or origin. Embrace this news and unlock the power of belonging in God’s divine family!
Chillax and know the vibe, dude. Just let your mind wander in the moment, man. Be groovy, be peaceful, and feel the cosmic flow. Super chill, the universe’s No.1 captain invites you: “Chill out, feel the groove, and be all cool, knowing I’m the real cosmic deal, baby!”
“And to all y’all rich folks, listen up! Don’t y’all be proud, thinkin’ yer the hot butter on the biscuit. Remind yerself this: God, who has more dough than y’all can reckon, done gave it to ya. So quit bein’ haughty and don’t go showin’ off with them fancy thangs!”
