August 28, 2023

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Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Peter 5:8!

Yo, listen up and be cautious,
Stay woke, be alive, don’t be thoughtless!
Satan’s lurking, trying to find prey,
Like a lion, sneaking in to slay.
Stay wise, stay strong, never retreat,
God’s got your back, no need for defeat.
So be alert, my friends, never late,
Don’t let that sneaky devil seal your fate!

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Breaking News ### John 6:29 ###

Breaking News: John 6:29 – Jesus Reveals Ultimate Purpose! In a shocking revelation, Jesus declares, “The work of God is this: to believe in the One He sent!” Startling listeners, this profound statement challenges conventional wisdom and emphasizes faith’s pivotal role. Critics question the claim’s implications on salvation, while believers find hope and purpose in the Messiah’s powerful words. Stay tuned for further analysis.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Hebrews 4:12-13!

Yo, peeps! Listen up, ’cause I got some rad words for ya straight outta Hebrews 4:12-13. Check it, this verse says the Word of God is no joke, man. It’s like this powerfreakin’ sword, slicing through our soul and spirit, separating truth from BS. Ain’t nothin’ hidden from the Big Guy; He sees it all, like cosmic vision, dude! Crazy, right?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Philippians 4:12!

Ya know, I ain’t too fancy or nothin’, but I done learned to live contented-like, whether I got me a whole mess of vittles or just a morsel to chew on. Shoot, I reckon I can do all things through the One who gives me strength, even when it’s plum dang hard!

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