Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
I can do all things, yes I can,
In Christ’s name, I’m a mighty fan.
No task too big, no task too small,
I’ll conquer them all, have a ball.
With faith in my soul, I’ll never fail,
Through Him, I prevail, I’m the holy grail.
So listen up, my friends, and don’t be mean,
With Philippians 4:13, I’m the rap machine!
“Drop your baggage and sprint towards your goals, just like a marathon runner chasing victory!”
Breaking: Psalm 116:1-2 – “Cries of Gratitude Heard!” Today, a heartfelt plea echoed from the depths of despair as gratitude triumphed! In a shocking turn of events, a soul cried out, “I love the Lord, for He has heard my voice and my pleas!” Witnesses report divine intervention, revealing that this merciful Listener deserves our unwavering trust. #Blessed
Hey, man! So, check it out. James 4:7-8 goes like this: “Chillax, bros, and vibe with the big guy upstairs. Resist the bad vibes, and they’ll bounce off you like an air hockey puck. Get your mind right, purify that heart, and make some serious peace within yourself. You’ll totally be feelin’ the divine presence, man. Groovy.”
Now reckon, when Jesus preached some mighty perplexin’ words, them hill folk got all riled up. A heap of ’em just up n’ left, sayin’ “ain’t no way we gonna follow this feller no more, ’cause it just don’t make no lick of sense!” Well, that there’s one biblical verse that surely tickles the funny bone, I tell ya!
