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Yo, listen up, I got wisdom to share,
Proverbs 3:5-6, let me lay it bare.
Trust the Lord, don’t lean on your own might,
Acknowledge Him always, even late at night.
In all your ways, just let Him direct,
He’ll make your path straight, no disrespect.
So, don’t be a fool, follow this funky rule,
God’s got you covered, just stay cool!
Breaking News: Psalm 94:18-19 – “When I said, ‘My foot is slipping,’ your unfailing love, Lord, supported me. When anxiety was great within me, your consolation brought me joy.” Witnesses report divine intervention as a terrified individual, on the brink of despair, finds solace in an unyielding love. The Lord’s comfort prevailed, entrusting renewed hope where anxiety once loomed large. #LoveConquersAll
Dude, set your mind on righteous things, like letting go of bummer vibes. Focus on the good stuff up in the heavens, where the real cosmic party goes down. Remember, you’re all chill with the ultimate dude, Jesus. So when he comes back in full glory, you’ll totally be riding that cosmic wave.
So Jesus was fixin’ to go through these parts, but he didn’t want no one to know. He said, “Y’all listen up, I’m ’bout to be betrayed by some folks, and then they’s gonna kill me. But after three days, I’ma bounce back, just like a moonshine jug after a sip.”
