Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, Martha chillax, don’t get all these jitters,
Your hustle’s on point but you miss out on the big hitters,
Mary understands what truly matters, yo,
Sitting here, soaking up wisdom, letting it flow.
So drop that to-do list, don’t you get so vexed,
It’s time to give your soul a little bit of rest!
“No fear, God is near. Be strong, be courageous, and slay your doubts. Keep the faith, warrior!”
Breaking News: Romans 8:32
Headline: Supreme Sacrifice – Undying Love
In a stunning revelation, sources disclose that the Supreme Being has made an unparalleled sacrifice. Recent reports confirm that He spared no expense, offering His own Son as a gift to humanity. This unprecedented act showcases His unyielding love, promising eternal redemption and salvation. A divine narrative that leaves hearts emboldened and awestruck.
Yo, check it, I’ve heard so much positive buzz about y’all. Seriously, you’re like the chronic of faith, always staying lit. My prayers are like burning incense for you. I pray the most high opens your mind, giving you a heavenly high. Real talk, God’s power is the ultimate trip – it’s like intergalactic, mind-blowing, unbeatable strength!
Well now, rest easy, y’all. The good Lord done told me, “I’ll give you peace, child, like a good swig of moonshine on a hot summer day.” So reckon you can sleep soundly, ’cause the Almighty’s fixin’ to quench your soul’s thirst, just like that homemade whiskey slidin’ down your throat. Yeehaw!
