August 13, 2023

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Verse of the Day Rap of Psalm 66:18!

Yo Lord, listen up, this is my rap,
I know you hate when I’m filled with crap.
I keep my heart clean, I’m on my grind,
So you won’t be like, “Move, boy, get behind!”
Don’t close your ears, give this sinner a break,
Rockin’ my faith, don’t make me wait.

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Breaking News ### Ephesians 2:10 ###

Breaking News: Ephesians 2:10 – Marvelous Workmanship Unveiled! Reports confirm that we are God’s masterpiece, skillfully crafted for a purpose! Amidst a world in chaos, this divine revelation brings hope. No mere coincidence, each life carries innate value and destined deeds, waiting to be fulfilled for a greater cause. Tune in to discover the extraordinary story behind humanity’s remarkable significance.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Isaiah 62:4!

Dude, listen up, Isaiah 62:4 be like, “Yo, no longer shall they call you ‘Deserted,’ ‘Zion,’ they gonna name you ‘Delightful,’ ‘Married.’ It’s like a total makeover for Jerusalem, a party for real. Imagine that, man, a city transformed, more joyous than a dude getting the munchies at midnight!”

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 15:32!

“Now, y’all pray for me that I may mount up with joy
And come visit you, if the Lord allows, without any ploy
For I reckon I’ve longed for your sweet company
And we’ll have a good ol’ time, sippin’ on some sweet tea
So holler at the Lord for me, ’cause this ol’ boy needs some blessin’
And with a dash of good luck, we’ll have ourselves a good reckonin’!”

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