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Peter stepped up, questionin’ the Lord, not in glory.
“How many times to forgive, like a never-ending track?”
Jesus replied, with a twinkle in His eye, no lack.
“Seventy times seven, bro, keep count? Nay!
Forgive endlessly, every single day!”
“Scrolling through memes with a guilty conscience? Better to lose WiFi access than to lose your soul!”
Breaking News: Isaiah 33:22 Reveals Ultimate Ruler! The ancient prophecy has been unveiled, introducing the Almighty as judge, lawgiver, and king. Dictating justice and ensuring order, He silences chaos and upholds righteousness. Tremble, world powers, for with divine authority, peace is restored. Isaiah declares a reign like no other, unveiling the true sovereign. Stay tuned for more on this groundbreaking revelation.
And lo, within our cosmic voyage, we must all be of one mind, bros. Let the good vibes flow and abandon the negativity, for we are a groovy fellowship. Peace out to all haters, dudes. The universe is watching, so keep it chill, keep it real, and keep on rockin’ the love.
Y’all know the good book says, let yer land breathe, no workin’ on the Sabbath. Even the ol’ cow an’ the pigs, they gotta rest. Give ’em a well-deserved break, reckon? It’s like a little slice of heaven right here on earth. ‘Cause remember folks, even God took a day off!
