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We some royal rebels, causing strife,
But Jesus came through, changed our life.
He saved us from sin, oh what a relief,
Now we rockin’ grace, that’s the ultimate belief.
We’re a crazy crew, forever grateful,
Doing good, showing love, no need to be hateful.
We on fire, shining bright, no need to boast,
‘Cause we’re Jesus’ people, Holy Ghost!
Three random fictitious conversations between Philemon and David about Jesus. That might have taken place at various times in history… But did not!
Three random fictitious conversations between Apollos and David about The passion deep in your soul. That might have taken place at various times in history…
“Quit sinning, embrace suffering, it’s time to live for God. Prepare for battle, folks, and level up!”
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“Yo, Big Dude up there, listen to this humble plea: Hide not your groovy face from me, man! I’m just a dude seeking righteous guidance in this wild trip called life, so show me the righteous path. My bad vibes are creeping, man, so drop some mad good vibes on me and make me feel groovy!”
So there I was, up on this big ol’ mountain with Jesus and a couple a his buddies. Suddenly, a bright light shone on ’em, and this fierce voice boomed, “This here’s My Son, the real deal! So y’all better listen up and quit yappin’!” Talk about a mountain-top revelation, yeehaw!
