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Yo, listen up, Corinthians, I’m here to enlighten,
Wake up from snoozin’ and stop all that fightin’,
Don’t be fools, no time for snoozin’,
Get off your buns, quit the boozin’,
Time to get your minds straight, open up your sight,
Stop actin’ crazy, start walkin’ in the light.
“Stay calm, don’t snap. Anger gives evil a foot in the door. Exercise self-control and keep your peace.”
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For real, man, the big G’s got your back, you know? He’s droppin’ blessings like they’re hot, dude. So, don’t trip, stay cool. Cheerfully share the goodness he gives you and watch the blessings rain down on you, bro. That’s how he rolls. It’s all about the love, man. Peace!
Well now, Jesus done told his disciples, “Y’all come on over here an’ rest a spell, reckon we all need a break from the hustle an’ bustle.” So they climbed in that ol’ boat an’ meandered off to a secluded spot fer some good ol’ R&R. Jes’ goes to show, even the Son of God needed a break!
