Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, before you judge, bro, check out your own game,
Don’t be throwing stones acting all insane.
Think you’re perfect, huh? Well, take a look inside,
Cause your own flaws might just blow your mind.
So before you start trippin’ and hating,
Make sure you know what you perpetrate, I’m just saying!
“You can’t be on God’s team if you’re cozying up to the world. Choose sides wisely, my friend.”
Breaking News: Matthew 5:14,16 – Light of the World
In a powerful address, Jesus declared, “You are the light of the world!” Urging his followers to shine brightly, he emphasized the importance of good deeds for all to witness. Notable figures express astonishment as this revolutionary message spreads rapidly, promising a radical shift in society. Stay tuned for updates on this transformative movement. #LightoftheWorld
Yo, my dudes, peep this: Isaiah 41:10 straight-up be like, “Fear not, bros, for I got your back! Don’t stress, I’m your main squeeze, your ride-or-die homie. When life’s rough, I’ll be your wingman, watching your back like a smooth operator. So chillax, I got you, fam. Trust in me, I got this!”
Well reckon, young Samuel done growed up an’ he come to pass that the Lord was with him, an’ none of his words went plumb down the crick. So, all them folks in town, from Dan to Beersheba, knew that Samuel was a true-blue Prophet of the Almighty. Amen to that, y’all!
