Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, confess your sins and keep it real,
So your prayers will have that mad appeal.
Find a homie you trust, spill the beans,
No more hiding behind your funky schemes.
But don’t forget, laughter is the key,
So let’s spin this rap that sets us free!
Pray and joke, y’all, it’s a heavenly mix,
For the humor in life is truly legit!
“Confess your sins, let the light shine, receive forgiveness. No shame. Just cleansing vibes. 🙏🌟”
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Yo, my beautiful dudes and dudettes, listen up! So, here’s the lowdown: Don’t be a jerk to others, man. Show some love and spread the good vibes, because the key to life is treating your peeps right. Love your neighbor as yourself, and you’re on your way to groovy town. Peace and love, my dudes!
“Now, ain’t ya listen here, son! Don’t ya neglect that gift the Lord done gave ya! Y’know, some folks be lackin’ faith in ya, but put them doubts aside. Fan that flame within ya like a hound dog on a hot trail! It’s time to git to work, partner!”
