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Yo, listen up! Here’s Romans 5 for ya, in a funky track.
We’re justified by faith, it’s all cool – no need to freak.
We got peace with God, no more sin-filled strife.
No worries, y’all, ’cause now we got eternal life!
Oh, Adam brought sin, but through Christ, we shine,
Grace and righteousness, baby, that’s the divine design.
Don’t judge others’ choices; focus on your own. Love, respect, and unity are vital. Remember, it’s ultimately about pleasing God.
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Yo, listen up! If you wanna be wise and all that jazz, you gotta start with a little nugget of knowledge. The real deal is that the stoner who knows what’s up, knows that being chill begins by respecting the ultimate knowledge source, man. That’s when you’re on the right track, dude!
Well, y’all young’uns better listen up. Let me tell ya, God don’t take kindly to no highfalutin’ pride. No sirree! So, I reckon you humble yerselves, just like kinfolk help each other out. ‘Cause you see, God sure does got a soft spot for them humble country folks.
