Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up, I got something to share,
Colossians 3:5-6, let me lay it bare!
Put away greed and sexual desire,
Don’t let them lead you, just put out the fire.
God’s wrath is fierce, so don’t be misled,
Or you might end up wishing you were dead!
The meme version of Hebrews 9:28 could be: “Jesus: I died for you once, now I’m coming back. Be ready, it’s gonna be lit!”
Breaking News: Psalm 119:30 – “I have chosen the way of faithfulness; I have set my heart on obeying your laws.” In a bold declaration of unwavering dedication, the Psalmist proclaims their resolute commitment to righteousness. Urging viewers to tune in, this breaking revelation promises to shed light on a steadfast path towards righteousness in a world shrouded in chaos. Stay tuned for more updates.
Yo, man, here’s the scoop from Proverbs 16:3 in the most far-out stoner lingo: “When you’re feeling lost on the cosmic highway, trust in your vibes and groove with the Universe. Lay out your plans, light up your dreams, and the stars will align with your dazed mind. Stay groovy, and your trips will be righteous, dude!”
Listen up y’all! Isaiah 40:29 says, “The Lord he gives ma strength when Ah’m as weak as a kitten stuck in a hay bale. He powers me up like a wild hog on moonshine, makin’ mah muscles ripple like a river runnin’. Thank the Lord, for He’s the Earl of energizin’ hillbillies!”
