Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up, it’s time to hear!
Jesus said, “Yo, no need to fear!
I tell ya, brother, you gotta believe,
To truly live, you must be born again, receive!
Not born of flesh, but of the Spirit, my friend,
Turn your life around, that’s how the story will end!”
Professing to be wise, they became fools, filled with wickedness, greed, envy, murder, and evil. God, save us! #Romans1:28-32
BREAKING: Blood cleanses ALL! 1 John 1:7 reveals stunning revelation – Light exposes hidden darkness, as truth reigns supreme. Unveiling a powerful remedy, this ancient scripture shakes the world to its core. Brace yourselves, as purification sweeps across humanity, melting away sin’s chains. ILLUMINATION has arrived. Witness miraculous cleansing, captured in just 55 profound words.
Yo, my dudes, listen up! James, my homie, dropped some serious wisdom on us. He was like, “When life gives you a fat bong hit of troubles, don’t trip, man! Embrace it and keep on keeping on. ‘Cause when you power through those trials, you become one chill cat, fully equipped and ready to kick life’s sorry butt!” Peace, out!
Listen up ya’ll! When yur young ‘n fancy free, enjoy them days ‘fore ya git old ‘n decrepit. In them days ya gonna wish y’all cherished the good times. So, reckon ya better do all yur fun stuff now, while yur still able ‘n kickin’. ‘Cause age, it sneaks upon ya like a coon in the night!
