July 16, 2023

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Proverbs 8:13!

Step back all you fools, I’m here to school
Wisdom’s my name, my game is cool
I hate evil deeds, I won’t condone
Pride and arrogance? Leave ’em alone!
Oh, I got swag, and I’m straight-up bold
Just follow my lead, you’ll strike pure gold

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Breaking News ### Colossians 2:9-10 ###

Breaking News: Colossians 2:9-10 – Astonishing Discovery Unveiled!

In a groundbreaking revelation, ancient texts reveal that divinity itself resides within humanity. Experts confirm that the embodiment of wisdom, power, and spiritual fulfillment awaits all. This extraordinary finding, known as Colossians 2:9-10, is causing seismic shifts in religious circles worldwide. Prepare for a paradigm shift like never before! Stay tuned for more updates.

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Chillax Verse of the Day John 5:24!

Like, man, I’m telling you, listen up! I’m chilling with JC, and he’s dropping some serious wisdom, dude. He’s all, “If you, like, get down with me, believe in me, you totally pass from the darkness to life. No judgment, man! It’s all about eternal bliss and chill vibes. Far out, bro!”

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Judges 2:7!

Them thar Lorddunnit went and done let Joshua pass on, and he went up the holler to his final restin’ place. But as fer the kinfolk, they ’bout forgotten ’bout the Lorddunnit and started mixin’ with them no-account folks worshipin’ them other idols. Dern it all!

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