July 13, 2023

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Verse of the Day Rap of Ecclesiastes 7:20!

“Yo, no one perfect, not even close,
We all mess up, from head to toes.
We all got flaws, be it big or small,
Nobody’s perfect, we stumble and fall.
So don’t stress, just laugh and have fun,
Remember, we all make mistakes, son!”

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Breaking News ### Philippians 2:9-11 ###

Breaking News: Philippians 2:9-11 – Jesus’ Unprecedented Exaltation!

In an unexpected turn of events, renowned figure Jesus Christ has ascended to unparalleled heights! Unveiling a name surpassing all, every knee in heaven, on earth, and beneath bows at His command. Breaking all records, His dominion reigns eternal, leaving the world in awe of this colossal achievement. The world will never be the same!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Psalms 103:1!

Yo, praise the Most High, my dude! Give mad props up in this joint to the Big Man upstairs. Kick off those dank tunes of gratitude and bless His holy name! Ain’t no one flowing blessings like this, so let’s keep it real and shout out to the Lord, our brah who’s got mad love for us!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 Timothy 4:12!

Listen up, young’uns! Don’t you let nobody look down on ya ’cause you’re just a squirming tadpole. Show ’em you mean business by settin’ an example. Be a whippersnapper in speech, in actions, in love, in faith, and in purity. Y’all got the power to show ’em just how it’s done!

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