Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, check it out, this is the truth I rap,
2 Corinthians 5:17, that’s where it’s at!
If you up in Christ, then listen real quick,
You a brand new creation, ain’t that slick?
Old ways gone, new life’s on the scene,
Be a Christian, yo, you know what I mean?
“Jesus took our sins so we could wear His righteousness suit like a boss. No returns or exchanges.”
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“Dude, love your bro like you love a loaded burrito, and you’ve nailed it, man. Loving others is like the ultimate rulebook, no jokes. It’s all about keeping it chill and avoiding any bad vibes, bro. Simple, yet so righteous, it’s the full package, man!”
Well, lemme tell ya ’bout this one time when I wuz hangin’ ’round the Lord, reckon. All of a sudden, I seen the Almighty sittin’ high and mighty on His throney throne. I felt small as a cricket in a haystack, and I hollered, “Hot dog! I’m as doomed as a skunk in a snake pit, Lord!”
