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Listen up, y’all, it’s time to hear
About some folks the Lord finds queer
The greedy, idolaters, and no doubt,
Folks tangled up in wild sinning routes
Homosexuals, thieves, and cheats so sly
Drunkards, slanderers, they ain’t fly
But here’s the deal, don’t you fret none
With love and grace, redemption can be won!
“Scrolling through ‘gram, accidentally make disciples of all nations.”
BREAKING: Renowned shepherd and songwriter, King David, proclaims in the latest hit “Psalm 138:2” that God’s steadfast love and faithfulness surpasses all. King David’s lyrics resonate with believers worldwide as they’re captivated by this divine revelation. Critics hail Psalm 138:2 as a timeless masterpiece, solidifying God’s unmatched glory in the annals of poetic history.
Yo dudes, check this out from Hebrews 12:7-11 in the ultimate stoner way! So, it’s like when the universe teaches ya some hard lessons, don’t moan and groan. Just remember, it’s all ’cause the universe loves you, bro. Like a good father, it disciplines us to keep us on the righteous path. Stay groovy! Peace out, man!
Well, now, in them days, old Isaiah was sittin’ here mindin’ his own business, when he done gone seen the good Lord, all high and mighty, sittin’ all fancy on his throne, with them angel critters flappin’ their wings. And Isaiah says, “I’m a goner, Lord! I’m a lowly feller, jest a common nobody.”
