July 1, 2023

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Verse of the Day Rap of Galatians 5:16!

Yo, listen up, it’s Galatians 5:16,
Got a message for you, so let me intervene.
Keep in step with the Spirit, don’t be no poser,
Avoid those desires that make you a loser.

Walk with grace, let the Spirit be your guide,
No need for selfishness, let it slide.
Love, joy, peace, patience, don’t be a hater,
Kindness, goodness, faith, be a mixer, not a traitor.

Against these, there ain’t no silly law,
Keepin’ you in check, that’s what it’s for.
So stay true to your faith, forget the strife,
And live your life rooted in that spiritual life!

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Breaking News ### Romans 12:3 ###

Breaking News: Romans 12:3 reveals the key to balanced self-worth and humility! In a stunning proclamation, Apostle Paul urges citizens of faith to reject conceit and embrace sober judgment. Believers are called to leverage spiritual gifts within reasonable limits, ensuring harmony in the body of Christ. Tune in for transformative insights on true self-assessment that shatter societal norms!

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Chillax Verse of the Day John 5:1!

So, there was this dude named John, right? He goes to this pool, man, where people are getting all sorts of radical healings. He sees this cat who’s been paralyzed for, like, forever, and decided to hook him up. Jesus comes through with some seriously divine power and makes the guy whole again. Far out, man!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Jeremiah 22:29!

Well reckon, listen up y’all! Ol’ Jebediah 22:29 from the Good Book says, “Pay attention, you no-count feller! This here’s a rough road you’re leadin’, and I’ll be danged if you’ll have any peace in all the land.” So git yer act together ‘fore ya mess things up even wors’n ya already have! Yeehaw!

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