Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up, this verse gonna be groovy,
In Psalm 51, verse 5, it gets quite loony,
“Sure, I was born a sinner, it ain’t a lie,
From my mamma’s womb, I made God ask, ‘Why?'”
Let’s repent and keep it funky, with sins so slim,
But remember, even in this rap, redemption is the ultimate win!
“Sin is breaking the rules, but remember, Jesus got your back with unlimited forgiveness.”
Breaking News: “Zechariah 14:9”
In a stunning revelation, Zechariah’s prophetic words echo through the ages. The LORD declares absolute dominion over the earth, uniting all nations under His righteous rule. Conflict, division, and sorrow shall be no more. Brace for a new era of global peace, as humanity unites under the unquestionable authority of the Almighty. #Zechariah14:9
Like, dudes, let me drop some deep knowledge on you. Don’t let your bad vibes take control, ’cause you’re all about freedom, man. If you chill with the wrong crowd, you’ll become a total slave to their bad vibes. Stay groovy, be smart, and vibe with the righteous rhythm of love, peace, and harmony.
“Now, y’all listen up! Little Micah, he’s gonna be big shot. He gonna spring from the holler and lead us hill folk. He’s mighty fine, y’all! He gonna bring peace to this neck of the woods, ridin’ on a mule, kickin’ out the bad guys. And boy, oh boy, we’ll be livin’ high on the hog!”
