June 28, 2023

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Mark 7:20-23!

Yo, listen up, let me break it down for you,
“Evil thoughts and actions, let me tell you what’s true.
All the wickedness that comes out through your mouth,
It’s what defiles a person, so don’t act like a lout.

You got lust, greed, and envy, causing a fuss,
Foul language, lies, and pride, making a big fuss.
Robbing peace and joy, turning hearts so cold,
But the heart is where the real treasure should be told.”

So, keep it in check, don’t let evil take control,
You ain’t foolin’ nobody with that wicked role.
Let love and kindness flourish, leave the sin behind,
And you’ll discover true peace, yo, it’s one of a kind.

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Breaking News ### 2 Peter 3:9 ###

“Breaking News: 2 Peter 3:9 – Divine Patience Prevails!
Amidst global turmoil, a stunning revelation emerges. The Lord, ever-kind, displays unfathomable patience for humanity’s redemption. Sources confirm His intent: not desiring anyone’s demise, but granting a generous opportunity for repentance. Brace yourself for this game-changing news, as hope glimmers in an age of uncertainty. Stay tuned!”

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Chillax Verse of the Day James 1:26-27!

Yo, check it out, fam! Let me drop some verse from James 1:26-27, stoner style. So, if you’re all about talkin’ the talk, but ain’t walkin’ the walk, then you’re just blowing hot air, man! But, real religion? Man, that’s when you stay chill, help out the peeps in need, and keep your mind straight, man. Peace out!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 106:2!

Hey y’all, let me tell ya somethin’ mighty important. Praise the Lord, y’all! Ain’t no need to hold back your thanks and glory to Him! Tell the world ’bout His mighty deeds and never keep quiet ’bout His goodness. Hallelujah, y’all! Let the world know, God is gooder than grandma’s lemonade!

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