Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
“Yo, listen up, everyone’s sinning, it’s no secret
From the boss to the homie, we all fall short, can’t delete it
But don’t worry, there’s hope, we can all be redeemed
Just trust in the Lord, and our souls will be gleamed”
Sin pays crap wages; eternal life is the ultimate bonus.
Breaking News: Matthew 16:25 – “For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me will find it.” Jesus spoke these words today, calling on all those who follow Him to be willing to sacrifice everything for His kingdom. Will you heed His call and surrender your life for His cause?
Dude, like, have you ever read Romans 8:28? It’s like, all things totally work together for good for those who love the Big Kahuna. It’s like, if you’re down and bummed out, just remember that the Big Man Upstairs has got your back, brah. Peace out.
Y’all, listen up ’bout this here dang scripture – John, chapter one, verses forty through forty-two. So, ole Andrew went and found his brother Simon, said “we done found us the Messiah!” Simon went and met Jesus, Jesus nicknamed him Cephas, which means “rock.” Ain’t that somethin’?
