Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up, this is what He said,
“Go tell the world, don’t be misled.
Spread the good news, let it be heard,
Those who believe, will have eternal word.
Don’t sleep on this, get off your seat,
Or you’ll be left out in the heat.”
“Cleanse your heart, scrub away sin, accept the Word, and be saved.”
“Breaking News: Ephesians 5:25-26 calls on men to love their wives as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, cleansing her with the washing of the water of the word. This groundbreaking message emphasizes the value of sacrificial love and spiritual purity, urging all households to emulate these Godly principles. Stay tuned for more developments on this important story.”
Yo, dudes, listen up. James 1:19-20 says to take it easy and be chill when you’re talking to people. Don’t let your tempers get lit like a bowl and burn everything down. That’s not the way to live your life, man. Just stay cool and everything will be alright. Peace out.
“Y’all gotta get baptized and born agin if’n ya wanna see the kingdom o’ God,” said John 3:5 in the good book. So git yer tubs filled with water and get ta dippin’, ’cause ain’t nothin’ gonna git ya closer ta heaven than a good ol’ fashioned dunk.
