Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up and get on your thrones
Cause this message ain’t just some bones
Pay attention, don’t ignore
Or you’ll end up feeling like a bore
The word we heard was quite legit
From those who saw Jesus’ holy spit
Don’t get caught up in a foolish dupe
Or you’ll feel like a biblical nincompoop
“Spread the good news everywhere, so they can see the light too. #ShareTheGospel #LetYourLightShine”
“Breaking News: Habakkuk 3:19 says that God is the strength of my heart! A prophet named Habakkuk reported this reassuring message from God, which promises that even in times of trouble, our hearts can find strength in Him. This news brings hope and comfort to all who hear it, reminding us that God is always with us.”
Yo, brotha, don’t be thinkin’ you’re all wise and stuff just ’cause you’ve been sippin’ on that fancy wine. ‘Cause if you keep thinkin’ you’re better than everyone else, you gonna end up makin’ some seriously messed up decisions, ya feel me?
“Well shucks, ya know a feller’s gotta be right chirpy with his mouth if he don’t wanna git hisself in some tarnation trouble. Them folks who’s right cunning with their words, they’s the ones who come outta that there pickle jar smelling like a rose.” – Hillbilly version of Proverbs 12:13.
