May 28, 2023

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Verse of the Day Rap of Romans 10:13!

Yo yo yo, Romans 10:13, let me break it down
“For everyone who calls on the name of the Lord,
Will be saved and wear the crown”
So don’t play it cool, don’t be shy
Just call on Jesus, and you’ll be fly
He’ll save your soul, no need to lie
Now go out there and testify!

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Breaking News ### Romans 12:15 ###

“Breaking news: Romans 12:15 – Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn. This message from the Apostle Paul emphasizes empathy and compassion towards others. Let us stand together in both joyous and difficult times, showing love and support to those around us. Stay tuned for more updates on how to put this into action.”

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Chillax Verse of the Day Peter 3:17-18!

So, like, listen up dudes, Peter was saying in chapter 3, verses 17-18 that if you’re doing good, ya don’t have to worry ’bout no bad karma comin’ your way. And if you’ve gotta face some harsh times, don’t stress ’bout it, just keep chillin’ and trust in the higher power, man.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Isaiah 42:6!

“Now listen up y’all, the Almighty done said ‘I’m fixin’ to send my special dude to save y’all sinners, and he gonna be righteous in my eyes.’ So y’all better get ready to repent and get on the good Lord’s side, ’cause judgment day’s a-comin’!”

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