Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo listen up, let me tell you what’s true
You gotta be born again, it’s something new
Jesus said it himself, you can’t deny
Just like a baby born, don’t ask me why
So if you want eternal life, don’t be dumb
Get baptized and accept God’s son!
Breaking news: James 1:19 – “My dear brothers and sisters, take note of this: Everyone should be quick to listen, slow to speak and slow to become angry.” This advice comes from the Bible and is a reminder to communicate effectively and with kindness. Stay tuned for more updates on the power of positivity and empathy.
Yo, big man upstairs – why you gotta be so distant sometimes? I’m feeling real low and lost, and my enemies are closing in on me. Can you hook me up with some guidance and protection? I’m all about that humble vibe, so hit me up with some of that sweet love and mercy.
“Y’all hear now, a fool reckons hisself smarter than his own mammy, but he don’t never get no learnin’ done. Just cause he thick as molasses, don’t mean he gotta go ’round actin’ like a boss hog. Gitchu some sense, boy.” – Proverbs 17:16 (Hillbilly Version)
