May 22, 2023

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Verse of the Day Rap of Acts 2:1-47!

Yo, Pentecost came and they were lit,
Fire tongues on their heads, not a bick,
Peter preached, so the crowd could hear,
Three thousand saved, no need to fear.

Baptized, they joined the church crew,
Living together, breaking bread too,
Miracles happened every day,
People in awe, what more to say?

The Word spread far and near,
Growth so fast, didn’t cause a tear,
God’s truth revealed through His Son,
Salvation for all, it’s already won.

So listen up, this story’s not fake,
God’s love for all, let’s partake,
Repent and be baptized, don’t wait,
Eternal life, let it be your fate.

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Breaking News ### Galatians 5:13 ###

HEADLINE: Galatians 5:13 commands believers to serve one another

A new scripture from the book of Galatians has been discovered, urging Christians to prioritize serving each other over personal desires. The verse reads, “For you have been called to live in freedom, my brothers and sisters. But don’t use your freedom to satisfy your sinful nature. Instead, use your freedom to serve one another in love.”

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Chillax Verse of the Day Philippians 4:6-7!

Yo, don’t sweat it when life throws you curveballs, just hit up the big man upstairs. Let all your worries and stress slide and lay it on thick with some good ol’ fashioned prayer and thanksgiving. Then sit back and watch as that sweet, sweet peace that passes all understanding unfolds like a majestic wave.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Acts 1:8!

“Now listen up y’all, jes’ like Big J said, y’all will receive a powerful boost of the Holy Spirit. And once ya git it, ya gonna be mah witnesses everywhere, from yer hometown to the end of the country road. Ain’t that somethin’ to ponder?”

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