May 21, 2023

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Breaking News ### 1 Corinthians 1:10 ###

Breaking news: Corinthians in Chaos! In a letter to the church in Corinth, apostle Paul urges them to unite and avoid divisions. He writes, “I appeal to you, brothers and sisters, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that all of you agree with one another in what you say and that there be no divisions among you.” Corinthians, take heed and come together! #UnityInChrist

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Chillax Verse of the Day Psalm 9:11!

Dude, like, I give many props and thanks to the big man upstairs for always looking out for me, brah. He’s got my back in all situations, even when Chad spills his Natty Light all over my new kicks. Much love to the Most High, yo.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 79:9!

“Lord, don’t pour ya out yer wrath upon us like a thunderstorm on a tin roof. Ya know them foreigners done runnin’ ’round in yer holy land, stealin’ and killin’ yer people. So, why don’t ya give ’em a good whoppin’ and show ’em who’s boss up in heaven?” – Psalm 79:9 (Hillbilly Version)

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