Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo yo yo, it’s John 3:17-21
God didn’t send Jesus to condemn
But to give life that’s never endin’
If you believe, you’ll be forgiven
But if you love dark instead of light
Your evil deeds will come to light
So don’t hide, let Jesus make you right!
Profess Jesus as Lord, believe in your heart that God raised Him, and you shall be saved.
“Believe in Jesus and you’ll be saved, pal!” -Barney Rubble
“Breaking news: Romans 11:33 declares the unfathomable wisdom and knowledge of God. His judgments and ways are inscrutable and unsearchable. This revelation is a reminder that we cannot fully comprehend the depth of our Creator’s wisdom. Stay tuned for more updates on spiritual enlightenment from the Holy Bible.”
“Jesus is God and he saves us! Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson
God is a gardener, we are grapes on His vine. Stay close to Him and you’ll bear fruit.
“For God loved the world so much, he gave his only son so whoever believes in him won’t die.”
“Big person upstairs says good people safe forever. Bad people done-zo. Jesus agrees. Me happy.”
Captain Marvel: “Believe in Jesus, receive salvation. Baptized, joy filled their hearts. Holy Spirit came, their lives transformed.”
Only Jesus draws superheroes to salvation.
Umm, like, only those who obey God will make it into heaven. That’s pretty cool, huh huh huh.
