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Yo, it’s Paul, repping Rome,
Gather round, I got a poem,
Jesus Christ, the Son of God,
He’s the one that we applaud.
I’m here to spread the good news,
About the man with no shoes,
So listen up and hear my voice,
This message, it’ll make you rejoice!
“Heaven isn’t for the hateful, selfish, or immoral. Sorry, not sorry.” #NoWayToHeaven
Breaking News: “2 Chronicles 7:14” states that if we humbly pray, seek God’s face, and turn from our wicked ways, then the Lord will hear from Heaven, forgive our sins, and heal our land. This powerful message from God offers hope and restoration for all who seek it. Stay tuned for more updates on how to implement this promise in your life.
Yo, dudes, there’s only one mediator between God and us, and that’s Jesus, man. He gave himself as a righteous sacrifice for everyone, yo. That’s some heavy stuff, but it’s true, and we can all be saved through him, dig?
“Y’all better shape up! Don’t think it’s enough to be born into good stock. Ya gotta prove yer worth by doin’ good deeds. Don’t be no snakes in the grass, be righteous like John. Get ready, ’cause the Lord’s a-comin’!” – Luke 3:8 (Hillbilly Version)
