Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, in the book of Romans, here’s the scoop,
Some folks were trippin’, heading for a big loop,
They traded natural love for something strange,
Ladies with ladies, dudes with dudes, what a change!
But God ain’t cool with that, it’s just not right,
So turn from that sin, and walk in His light.
Yo, listen up, all you singles out there,
It’s time to rock it like you just don’t care,
Paul says in Corinthians, chapter seven and verse thirty-two,
Get your head in the game and focus on what you need to do.
Forget about relationships, let that ship sail,
Just get on with your life and don’t fail,
God’s got a plan for you, don’t you worry,
Keep yourself busy, don’t be in a hurry.
So party on, my single friends,
And don’t worry about finding love until the very end.
Breaking News: “Romans 14:11” declares ultimate accountability to God for all. The verse states, “For it is written, ‘As I live, says the Lord, every knee shall bow to me, and every tongue shall confess to God.'” This powerful proclamation reminds all individuals that they will ultimately answer to God for their actions, beliefs, and words.
Dude, like, the Big Guy upstairs totally formed my insides and outsides, man. He knew me even before I was born, and wrote my story even before I lived it. It’s pretty wild, dude.
Well shucks y’all, let me tell ya ’bout Psalm 146:1-2. The good Lord says to praise him all day long and never forget how mighty he is. Let’s lift our voices high and give thanks to him ‘cuz he’s the real deal, y’all. Ain’t no doubt ’bout that! Amen and yeehaw!
