Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, listen up, let me tell you ’bout the beast
It’s got seven heads, and ten horns at least
It comes from the sea, and gets all the fame
But don’t be fooled, it’s just a dragon’s game
The whole world follows, they think it’s legit
But don’t take the mark, or you’ll regret it
It’s 666, the number to fear
So stay true to God, and keep Him near!
“God floods Earth, saves Noah and fam. Animals too. Bye-bye world, start fresh. #NoMoreMrNiceGod”
Breaking News: Jesus claims eternal protection for believers in John 10:28-30. “I give them eternal life, and they shall never perish; no one will snatch them out of my hand. My Father, who has given them to me, is greater than all; no one can snatch them out of my Father’s hand. I and the Father are one.”
Bruh, listen up! Yo, God’s word is my jam, it’s lit! When I’m feeling down and out, your promises lift me up and give me hope. Keep it coming, God, cause your word is straight fire!
“Git on out there an do yer kindest to yer kinfolks an to them who ain’t. Show ’em the love of the Lord ‘n’ be a blessin’ in their lives. Fer at the end of the day, we’s all related in God’s eyes.” – Galatians 6:10, hillbilly style!
