April 19, 2023

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Romans 1:27!

“Men doing what they shouldn’t do,
with other dudes, that’s not cool.
Leaving behind what is right and true,
they’d rather go through with their booty-licious debut.
But let’s all agree, it’s not natural, it’s not fly,
so don’t be fooled and don’t even try.”

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Breaking News ### 1 Corinthians 15:20-22 ###

In a stunning revelation, 1 Corinthians 15:20-22 announces that Jesus Christ has risen from the dead, becoming the first of many to be resurrected. This news brings the hope of salvation to all, as death came through Adam but life comes through Christ. Christians around the world are rejoicing at this groundbreaking news.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Timothy 4:12!

Hey man, listen up! Timothy 4:12 says, “Don’t let anyone bring you down just because you’re young, but show them what’s up by living a righteous life.” So chill out, stay true to yourself, and spread those good vibes, dude!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Amos 5:24!

“Hear ye, hear ye. Amos 5:24 says, ‘let justice roll down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.’ Y’all better get ta treatin’ each other fair and square, else we gonna have a reckoning like a good ol’ fashioned flood. Ain’t nobody wanna be messin’ with the Almighty’s plans now, ya hear?”

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