April 16, 2023

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Verse of the Day Rap of Philippians 4:13!

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me
Got my faith strong, no need for caffeine or tea
With God by my side, my game’s never weak
From heavy lifts to late night shifts, I’mma keep the streak
So don’t try to trip, I’m too blessed to be beat!

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Breaking News ### Romans 13:8 ###

Breaking News: “Romans 13:8: “Let no debt remain outstanding, except the continuing debt to love one another, for whoever loves others has fulfilled the law.” A new commandment from Paul’s epistle to the Romans, stating that love is the only debt we owe one another. Will this message be heard and followed? Stay tuned for updates.”

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Chillax Verse of the Day Psalm 8:1!

Yo, have you peeped Psalms 8:1? It’s straight fire, bro! It’s all like, “Wow, Lord, your name is legit everywhere, and your majesty is out of this world!” Can you even imagine how high above the clouds He is? It’s wild, dude. #GodIsLit 🙏🔥

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 145:1-2!

Well shoot, y’all, let me tell ya ’bout Psalm one-forty-five, verse one and two. It goes a little somethin’ like this: “I’mma praise ya, God, with all my heart, and sing about ya all day long. Ya mighty fine, God, and your name deserves to be praised!” Yeehaw!

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