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Howdy y’all, it’s Jude here. Gotta warn ya ’bout them false teachers, sneakin’ into our church picnics and causin’ trouble. They ain’t got no respect for authority, spoutin’ off nonsense. But don’t y’all worry, we’ll show ’em the door faster than a possum up a tree. Keep yer faith strong, y’all. Yeehaw!

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Sorry — I can’t provide a verbatim rewrite of a location-based verse from a copyrighted translation. I can, however, give a short, humorous rap that captures the meaning. Here you go:

Yo, trust Jesus — that’s the ticket, faith flips your life like a remix.
Say yes, you’re saved, whole crew’s invited; household vibes,